T-shirts and Taxes

T-shirts are crucial to everyone, right? That's why I'm organizing my t-shirts. Never mind that I should be doing my taxes.

I have so many categories of necessary t-shirts, it's driving me nuts. There are plain t-shirts that I wear when I don't want someone's name on me. Plain t-shirts are divided into crew- and V-neck. I also have stripey t-shirts for when I feel stripey, which is not often, but still.

Of course there are printed t-shirts for knockaround days. Most were given to me to commemorate something. I like them. As they get worn and worn, I put them into another category, the t-shirts that are so old they can be used only for cleaning house or other grubby work.

Then there are yoga t-shirts. They are perfect for yoga because they are clingy and do not fall onto my face during downward dog, but they are flexible enough to be doing all that yoga stuff.

Don't let's forget the long-sleeve t-shirts, which are odd but handy when you need them. (I also have long-sleeve yoga t-shirts. Another similar-but-separate category.)

Oh yeah, dance t-shirts. They should be the right length and preferably black. They need their own category because otherwise I will be the goombah in the dumb t-shirt at dance class.

What about tank tops? Are tank tops part of the t-shirt category?

Crap. I really have to do my taxes. Except, wait. I should organize my shorts. Do you know how many categories of shorts there are? Well, to start with, there are plain shorts...